|Tuesday, December 25th, 2007|
|Friday, September 21st, 2007|
Existence as a vector?
x-posted to mitmit
I recently wrote the following in my journal (this was after a considerable amount of sleep deprivation):
"Existence is a vector.
Unfortunately, most of the geeks who read my journal seem to have caught the epidemic of Uninterested/Unamused Flu, so the "discuss" direction didn't really get followed nearly as well as I wanted.
So now I'm shamelessly plugging this topic here.
Because it's kind of relevent - I mean, you all get an opportunity to tell me I'm not good enough for dukesnorre
! Tons of fun.
|Friday, September 14th, 2007|
I've noticed that there seem to be no posts in this community since last year.
Does my browser deceive me?
RESURRECT THE AWESOMENESS!!!
|Thursday, September 21st, 2006|
Horsie and I have been having an argument. It goes something like this:
DukeSnorre: I haven't had dirtyness since EASTER.
sleepless103: Yeah, but you easily COULD have it
DukeSnorre: Sure, if I went out and picked up a fattie or a milf.
sleepless103: Or y'know, took advantage of the fact that all your female friends want to bone you.
DukeSnorre: Seems most of them are overseas, though.
sleepless103: There's got to be enough of them where you are.
So basically...All you girlies that are in the vicinity of our beloved Horsie...Get to work!
Show our lovelie Horsie a good time.
You know you want to.
|Friday, June 23rd, 2006|
He just called me a filthy whore of babylon, because I hadn't joined this yet. So now I have, and I recieved a <3.
I want to have sex with him.
|Sunday, March 5th, 2006|
|Monday, February 27th, 2006|
|Sunday, January 22nd, 2006|
I LICKED HORSIE'S TONGUE.
|Thursday, January 12th, 2006|
So, like, I don't think I can live another day without being able to message him
on myspace ... am I the only one who doesn't already have him on their friends list, or is he holding out?
|Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006|
|Sunday, November 20th, 2005|
fanfiction, anyone? he's nagging me again. "Elisa, why is my community so inactive? :'(:'(:(((((("
"It's supposed to be h3st_DAILY not h3st_whenevertheyfeellikeit!"
CAN IT BE?
|Friday, November 4th, 2005|
I remember one time, he sent me a picture of a snow covered forest. It looked like it could have been taken in the woods outside of Atlanta (USA), but like, he SWEARS IT'S NORWAY!!! Current Mood: trees
I'll always remember the time he scarred me with this:
and he's so hot here!
Don't you just want to jump him and have your wicked way with him on a couch RIGHT NOW? I know I do.
Snorre, baby, I'm flyin' over! Current Mood: horny
1. i FINALLY have a place where i feel like i belong!! thank you jesus for creating this lj community!
2. when Snorre
makes livejournal posts i often get so excited that i pee myself!! then, because i am too dedicated to Him
to interrupt my reading His
entries, I spend an average of 1.3 hours analyzing each and every word, picture, and punctuation mark of His
creation in a puddle of urine! i have to spend extra time when Snorre
writes or links Norwegian material, because i don't know the language!! after the orgasmic frenzy i am without energy, deliriously content, and chafing between my thighs!! then, i usually spend a happy half-hour washing my crotch and ridding myself of my stench! this is the extent of my devotion of Snorre
! I truly love Him
3. if Snorre
reads this (like He
has time to waste on pathetic fans like us LOL!!!) let me just say I LOVE YOU
!!! I LOVE YOU, You
king of kings! You
Beautiful Specimen of Superhuman Perfection!
4. oh and i just want to say that i also adore couldnotstop and regard her with the purest of love. hey grrl!!!
This one time, h3st totally picked me up and threw me in a flowerbed.
When the good Mr. Emil is drunk, he often wants to kiss me, and sometimes does. He forgot his credit card in a pub when we were getting drunk once, and he had to sleep on my couch. ANYONE JEALOUS YET?
He also has his own nickname for me. I think he wants to get in my pants.
I did it for the lulz!
My first memory of Snorre is when he ruined Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince for me.
My second memory of Snorre is the time he linked me to those anal bat pictures :(
Why I love Horsie, I and other relatively sane people will never understand.
Might be the girly looks and his consistent menstrual cycle.
FACTS ABOUT H3ST:
He wanders from MSN when one is trying to have a chat
He is cute
He looks good in a skirt
I keep bugging him for sex