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Tuesday, December 25th, 2007
12:05 pm
Friday, September 21st, 2007
1:17 pm
Existence as a vector?
x-posted to mitmit:

I recently wrote the following in my journal (this was after a considerable amount of sleep deprivation):

"Existence is a vector.


Unfortunately, most of the geeks who read my journal seem to have caught the epidemic of Uninterested/Unamused Flu, so the "discuss" direction didn't really get followed nearly as well as I wanted.

So now I'm shamelessly plugging this topic here.

Because it's kind of relevent - I mean, you all get an opportunity to tell me I'm not good enough for dukesnorre! Tons of fun.

--> http://dark-math-girl.livejournal.com/185068.html <--
Friday, September 14th, 2007
5:25 pm
I've noticed that there seem to be no posts in this community since last year.

Does my browser deceive me?

Thursday, September 21st, 2006
8:17 am
Horse sehcks
Horsie and I have been having an argument. It goes something like this:

DukeSnorre: I haven't had dirtyness since EASTER.
sleepless103: Yeah, but you easily COULD have it
DukeSnorre: Sure, if I went out and picked up a fattie or a milf.
sleepless103: Or y'know, took advantage of the fact that all your female friends want to bone you.
DukeSnorre: Seems most of them are overseas, though.
sleepless103: There's got to be enough of them where you are.

So basically...All you girlies that are in the vicinity of our beloved Horsie...
Get to work!
Show our lovelie Horsie a good time.
You know you want to.
Friday, June 23rd, 2006
1:05 pm
He just called me a filthy whore of babylon, because I hadn't joined this yet. So now I have, and I recieved a <3.
I want to have sex with him.
Sunday, March 5th, 2006
11:17 pm
get-together at my place results in sunglassy horsie.

it's teh pilot horse!Collapse )
Monday, February 27th, 2006
6:33 pm

Sunday, January 22nd, 2006
9:52 pm

i win.
Thursday, January 12th, 2006
2:57 pm
So, like, I don't think I can live another day without being able to message him on myspace ... am I the only one who doesn't already have him on their friends list, or is he holding out?
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006
1:47 am
Sunday, November 20th, 2005
11:04 pm
fanfiction, anyone? he's nagging me again.

"Elisa, why is my community so inactive? :'(:'(:(((((("

"It's supposed to be h3st_DAILY not h3st_whenevertheyfeellikeit!"

so yeah.


Friday, November 4th, 2005
5:16 pm
I remember one time, he sent me a picture of a snow covered forest. It looked like it could have been taken in the woods outside of Atlanta (USA), but like, he SWEARS IT'S NORWAY!!!

Current Mood: trees
4:01 pm
I'll always remember the time he scarred me with this:

and he's so hot here!

Don't you just want to jump him and have your wicked way with him on a couch RIGHT NOW? I know I do.

Snorre, baby, I'm flyin' over!

Current Mood: horny
2:18 pm
1. i FINALLY have a place where i feel like i belong!! thank you jesus for creating this lj community!

2. when Snorre makes livejournal posts i often get so excited that i pee myself!! then, because i am too dedicated to Him to interrupt my reading His entries, I spend an average of 1.3 hours analyzing each and every word, picture, and punctuation mark of His creation in a puddle of urine! i have to spend extra time when Snorre writes or links Norwegian material, because i don't know the language!! after the orgasmic frenzy i am without energy, deliriously content, and chafing between my thighs!! then, i usually spend a happy half-hour washing my crotch and ridding myself of my stench! this is the extent of my devotion of Snorre! I truly love Him!

3. if Snorre reads this (like He has time to waste on pathetic fans like us LOL!!!) let me just say I LOVE YOU!!! I LOVE YOU, You king of kings! You Beautiful Specimen of Superhuman Perfection!

4. oh and i just want to say that i also adore couldnotstop and regard her with the purest of love. hey grrl!!!
7:32 pm
This one time, h3st totally picked me up and threw me in a flowerbed.
6:21 pm
Things that turn me on


6:04 pm
When the good Mr. Emil is drunk, he often wants to kiss me, and sometimes does. He forgot his credit card in a pub when we were getting drunk once, and he had to sleep on my couch. ANYONE JEALOUS YET?

He also has his own nickname for me. I think he wants to get in my pants.
5:49 pm
I did it for the lulz!
My first memory of Snorre is when he ruined Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince for me.
My second memory of Snorre is the time he linked me to those anal bat pictures :(

Why I love Horsie, I and other relatively sane people will never understand.

Might be the girly looks and his consistent menstrual cycle.
5:48 pm

He wanders from MSN when one is trying to have a chat

He is cute

He looks good in a skirt

I keep bugging him for sex
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